Mind meld our word spew
Who knew what that ripped and ridgy rascal could do?
He might have a word with you
Or maybe have a drink o' prune
Cause he's the guy with really big muscles
He's the guy who could wrestle your mother
Sash of silver shining bright
Give a gal a ridge tonight
Wink your way through worldly woes
Drink your juice, son of Mogh
Drink your juice mother fucker
Well, he's a wrinkled stinkin' warrior for yer tactical galactics
What he lacks in tact he gets back in adaptable synaptics
He's got a lotta stock in gok and council geriatrics
In fact, he's practical, impactful, though semantically didactic
So when my buddy's brudda's mudda
Mustered up the guts to stutta
She was a utterly insulting
As a hussy from the gutta
With his heritage disparaged,
With his battle bible libeled,
With his Alexander slandered
He was as riled as a child
So was he honor-bound to pound the ground?
Justified in pile-drivin'?
Pin that mother to the mat for sayin' shit like that!
Cause he's the guy with really big muscles
He's the guy who could wrestle your mother
They say Grandma turned the other cheek!
credits
from The Bloop,
released December 19, 2011
Rob - Guitar/Vocals
Jesse - Keys/Vocals
Scott - Guitar/Vocals
Curtis - Bass/Vocals
Jack - Drums
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